Zakk Wylde guitar giveaway!

No matter how shitty-sounding your guitar is, aesthetics work at the end of the day.




(Ain't that the truth!)

I guess I'm trolling here no matter how much I hate debates. I still hold on to my opinion, don't get me wrong,  the guitar should sound fine. But isn't playing in front of many people the reason why we started rockin' at all? Club or arena, for damn sure I want my guitar mean-looking as hell if I am to shake my ass in front of people!

Point is, if I have all the money in the world, I can get good guitar brands with quality sound. Now the issue is not the quality, but the 'type' of sound. And yes, of course, the looks. If I want to play blues straight away, I'd get a Strat. And not just a Strat, but a Road-worn Strat. But I'm not your full-on blues guy, I also play metal rhythm. Now we should be talking Dean, or ESP in that regard. But no matter how many designs I look into, I still go back full circle to Zakk Wylde's Bullseye.

It's gonna be my 'safe queen' if ever I get my hands on one.

Win Zakk Wylde's Guitar!

Check out Classic Rock for all the details. The actual sweepstakes site is in Facebook though.

For whatever reason my eyes swept past again on all the details and were caught suddenly on that 'only persons residing in United Kingdom..' eligibility of the raffle. Man, I almost lost all interest to read on further. Often as well I'd find videos in Metal Hammer and Classic Rock, which, upon clicking, slaps you right off in the face with 'streaming only available in the uk'. Whenever I see that one hell of a disclaimer I always feel the urge to give my childhood buddy and former bandmate/drummer Vincent, who's now based in the UK, a buzz to check those things out. But in this case, I reckon it's not much of a reason of a disturbance to him, or any of my other friends in that country, who are now all too busy with Wimbledon, and are in mourning of the Three Lions' recent trouncing from Germany. Besides, my buddy's a drummer and the prize here ain't no drumkit. 

But off I went on to read more.. Fact of the matter is, I only saw the SG top half of the guitar in the pic above. Now I wanted to learn more about it and how Epiphone plans to pull-off the Bullseye pattern famous with the Les Paul, on the not-so-rounded body of an SG. Problem is, details say its half SG top and half flying V bottom. Curiosity is at an all-time high already as I cant even imagine the bullseye rings in an SG, let alone in a hybrid of two famous designs. Damn the extra effort of going to Google images.. but I'm saving you the hassle of that.

I can't say I'm particularly excited about this one. But I'm pretty much sure I don't want something that reminds me of snorkeling and agitating some starfish underwater. 

Always have been drooling over the bullseye design. It defines everything I love about Zakk Wylde -his playing, his attitude, his 'wrestler' stance, his fist-pumping, muscle-flexing, saliva-spittin', water-sproutin' antics and most of all, his blindingly fast pentatonics. He rips those leads and you're caught in a hypnotic trance. It's the same effect when you look into the rings of the Bullseye pattern!

However, as with this Epiphone ZV, Zakk has a tendency to use designs not so in-sync with his image. I did not like his take on the dotted Flying V pattern ala- Randy Rhoads, and more especially his bottle cap riddling off the Les Paul top. He better be sober when conceptualizing Guitar models, or else it gets too weird, not wild. And it says so in the Black Label Society site, which I quote "Here is a tip for the faint of heart - never put these three things together: Zakk Wylde, a bar napkin, and a pencil." I was thinking sarcasm, except it was not. I got it from the complete Gibson* Zakk Wylde ZV promotional donwloadable pdf that you can get here.

*you heard right, Epiphone is a subsidiary of Gibson but they maintain different production plants.

I think I'll be satisfied dreaming of just the orange Buzzsaw for now..